Many people do not know who they are dating when they are trying to hook up online. What if you went on a date and found out that you were dating a STD? That might make dating and hook-ups a bit easier but of course, it does not work that way.
Here are some STD profiles, let me know if anyone sounds attractive.
*PLEASE NOTE THAT NONE OF THE USER NAMES ARE ACTUAL USER NAMES AND THIS IS FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY*
User Name: FinallyFamous2013
I did not find “the one” so I had to activate my account again because people keep telling me that I have a really infectious personality, even though I can be very quiet. I’m pretty fiery/feisty, I may even burn you a little. My odor is very unique. Can’t miss it! I don’t discriminate either; I’m an equal opportunity advocate. I am a swinger. What can I say, I loooovvvve everyone. I’m always looking for someone who can host. Love to attach myself to people. If you’re not careful, you may just end up with a long-term partner 🙂 I hope you don’t plan on having kids, because if I stick around for too long I can cause infertility. I wish people, especially young people, took me more seriously…
I almost forgot, my name is Chlamydia by the way.
User Name: HopelessRomantic13
Right now I’m very busy working in the Sacramento area, my last long-term relationship ended because he went blind on me *ughh* some say I’m a very open person, probably because I like to show my symptoms in multiple ways. I can cause you headaches, rashes or sores – it’s just the way I show my love. But I don’t always give my love that easily, I can take a few weeks before I show you anything. I’m not always a sexual person either. You may just win me over by coming into direct contact with me. And if I’m not your type, that’s fine, I’m easily treated but just get tested before I fall in LOVE <3
Hi! I am Syphilis
User Name: ShyLover13
I am kind of shy at first. I really like to lay low for a few years (almost 10 years to be exact) before really showing my true colors. A lot of people ignore me because they don’t see me as a threat but trust me, I am one. Because people do not see me as a threat, they often do not know about me, especially young people. I really like to hang out with young people because they underestimate me. Unless you test for me, how do you know that I am there? I guess you have to wait until I am ready to come out my shell which can make you sick. *sigh* One day people will start noticing me again.
Hello, my name is HIV.
User Name: BeMine2k13
When I fall, I fall hard! I stay around for the long haul. So if you are into long-term relationships – call me! We don’t have to have sex; sometimes all it takes is a simple kiss. Some people see me as a little annoying because I can be irritating and painful on your lip or *whisper* down there. I just really want to show the world that you are mine and what better way to show it is by a little blister? I don’t always show love in blisters. Sometimes I can be around without you seeing me but just know that once you have me, you have me forever. I try my best to humble myself and I do go away and leave you alone on my own but you never know when I want to pop back up again.
My name is Herpes.
*PLEASE NOTE THAT NONE OF THE USER NAMES ARE ACTUAL USER NAMES AND THIS IS FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY*
There are plenty of STDs that were not listed like Gonorrhea, HPV and Trich but make sure to get tested regularly in order to get treatment to prevent permanent damage like paralysis and infertility.